Aug 16, 2017 8-12 PM
Wirt's Terrible Song

Wirt's Terrible Song is a song that appears in "Songs of the Dark Lantern". Wirt sings this song after everyone in the Tavern demanded him to sing his love song even though Wirt had no idea what a love song was. Desperately, Wirt tried to make up a song that would satisfy the Tavern patrons.
Lyrics:[]
Ohhhhh
My name is Wirt and his name is Greg
We're related cause my mom remarried and then gave birth to him with my step-dad
We're not from around here
Can you all give me
Some directions today
So we can be on our way
Trivia[]
- During production of this song, lyrics were written, but a melody was not, so that Elijah Wood would have to make it himself. Furthermore, creator Patrick McHale and Collin Dean (who played Greg) kept mocking him and chanting "Sing, lover, sing!," as the tavern customers did, to try and make him as uncomfortable as possible.